Being This Adorable Is Exhausting...

What a tiring life I lead... Each day is full of backbreaking chores:

*Wash the cat's ears over and over and over
*Remind Mama I haven't eaten in several weeks
*Sound the alarm when cyclists pedal by the house
*Fertilize the creek bank
*Cuddle up with Aunt Jane as she naps
*Scare away the men who steal our letters and our trash
*Pose for photo shoots and treat opportunities

...No wonder why I snore even when I'm awake!