5. Hey, Pumpkin Butt!
Where on Earth do you come up with these nicknames?
4. Do you need to go potty?
My bladder is smaller than a walnut! What do you think?
3. Where's the kitten?
Probably on Twitter about now...
2. High five!
Well, okay, but soon I'll be increasing my fee to two treats per trick.
1. Now what?!?!
Excuse me, but I'm the princess here! I should be the center of attention at all times, thank you!